Sunday, 26 June 2011

Let 'er Rip

Mother just basically bet me £50 I can't get ripped by Christmas.

Game on muchacho

I'm biggest Drunken Monkey you know.

Somehow, without having a single penny to my name, managed to get extremely shitfaced again last night. Would have been great, had I not crawled home at 4am, passed out fully clothed on my bed, and woke up for work at 8. I tried to take extreme strength paracetamol, gagged, threw them back up, and then wandered to work no less than five minutes later. That was most brutal. It was a good price to pay for such a quality night.

WIN